With the release of his sophomore album,
Future,
Jordan Feliz shares a pop-infused message of how God holds our future in His loving hands. Really, His future for us is better than anything we could come up with.
In that spirit,
on a recent episode of NRT Now, I asked Jordan Feliz some questions about what the world will look like in 25 years, in a number of areas. Jordan presented a picture of a terrifying future, in essence proving that our thoughts about the future aren't nearly as good as God's--but they're still awesome, just the same!
Fashion Trends in 25 Years
"I'm gonna say, like, everything is going to be muted colors all the time. There's going to be nothing vibrant, and everything is going to be really big. Like big and square, really futuristic, and square."
Reality Television in 25 Years
"I think the only one that'll still be around is
The Bachelor."
Food Trends in 25 Years
"There'll probably be, like, flavored dirt. It'll be, like, dirt with a side of almonds--roasted almonds. Maybe some ricotta with some like basil bisque sauce, swirl it all together... maybe it's mud, or some old ancient clay. Or the thing is, we might go back, be like diner food, like pie and cheeseburgers.
Bieber in 25 Years
"Well, seeing him be so active in his church, I'm gonna say that he's a worship leader."
New Sport in the 2044 Olympic Games
"Cornhole. Hey, there are pro cornhole players!"
New Lingo in 25 Years
"I think it's gonna be like a brand or something. It'll be like, 'Yeah that's Gucci' ... something super fancy. 'Bro, that dirt was Prada, bro! That was a Prada meal!'"
Music Trends in 25 Years
I think the kind of music is going to be so lame, dude. I would not doubt if it was literally one note the entire song. With just a beat. Somebody's just talking, not even singing anymore. Talkapella.