Parody of "Nowhere Man" performed by the Beatles
and written by John Lennon & Paul McCartney
(Genesis 6:1-7:24; 2 Peter 2:5; Hebrews 11:7)
He's a real Noah man -- sitting in his boat on land
Making all his Noah plans with no flooding
Doesn't have a port in view -- no spot for his floating zoo
Doesn't seem to fit like you and me
Noah man (Aaah ... la la la la)
Please listen (Aaah ... la la la la)
We don't know (Aaah ... la la la la)
What you're sniffin' (Aaah ... la la la la)
Noah man (Aaah ... la la la la)
The world is not gonna end (Aaaaah aah la la la la la)
LEAD
We're as dry as we can be -- check these flood-free rocks and trees
Noah man -- can you see rain at all?
Noah man (Aaah ... la la la la)
Don't worry (Aaah ... la la la la)
Rain or shine (Aaah ... la la la la)
Snow flurries (Aaah ... la la la la)
Thorough it all (Aaah ... la la la la)
The sun's coming out to give you a tan (Aaaaah aah la la la la la)
Mustn't hand him pointy tools -- Noah's gotten weird; he's so uncool
Yes indeed he just might drool on me
Noah man (Aaah ... la la la la)
These Christians (Aaah ... la la la la)
They don't know (Aaah ... la la la la)
What they're missin' (Aaah ... la la la la)
Noah man (Aaah ... la la la la)
The world is not gonna end (Aaaaah aah la la la la la)
Please get real, Noah, man -- sitting in this boat on land
Makin' all these Noah plans -- you're so funny
Maybe y'all ain't noticed, man, it's so sunny
Rain ain't fallin' nowhere and there's no flooding
2 Peter 2:5
... if he did not spare the ancient world when he brought the flood on its
ungodly people, but protected Noah, a preacher of righteousness, and seven
others.
