Parody of "Turning Japanese" performed by The Vapors
and written by David Fenton
(2 Timothy 2:15, 2 Peter 2:1-22, Hebrews 4:12, Proverbs 30:5-6,
Deuteronomy 4:2, Revelation 22:18-19)
I've got the Scripture – I read it through
The Lord above you – He told me to
I'll still declare when there's nothing else that's true
Though at some college – they tear it down
Their lies are hateful – they're circus clowns
They call them Christians but they only mess around
I love the Scripture – you got the picture
There's like a million Bibles up on my shelf
I learn the doctrines of sacred Scripture
So I can look at truth and divide it well
Because they're churning out some learned men
Who certainly aren't born again
They're learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
There's lot of preachers, who doubt the Scriptures
There's like a million guys who all deny Hell
Although they're doctors, and they can lecture
Go out and look at truth in Hebrews 4:12
Because they're churning out some learned men
Who certainly aren't born again
They're learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
No Text, no Judge, no Bible-livin'
No Son, no Sin, no Truth, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around there needs a personal Savior
Everyone avoids Him like an ice-cold graveyard – everyone
That's why they're learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, I think, at their academies
I really think so
Turn to Second Peter – read the second chapter, please
I really think so
Learning blasphemies, they won't be learning that from me
I really think so (think so, think so, think so)
Turn to Second Timothy – the verse is 2:15
I really think so
2 Peter 2:2
And many will follow their destructive ways, because of whom the way of truth
will be blasphemed.
