Grinch Girl
Parody of "Rich Girl" by Hall & Oates
(Romans 12:15-16,14:1-22; Colossians 2:16-17; Titus 2:15-16)
You're a grinch, girl
And you've gone too far
'Cause you don't enjoy Santa anyway
You can deny that the snowman's comin'
You can deny but your nose is runnin'
There's a glitch girl, and it's all too hard
'Cause you know you grow sadder every day
You can spend Hanukkah alone in your new car
Get your guitar
Don't you know, don't you know
That it's wrong to make someone's Christmas blue?
Snow falls down
On your road
But you can get it wrong
When you're tryin' to please God
What's the name of this song?
Ohhhh
You're a grinch, girl
And you don't do cards
'Cause you don't endorse pagan holidays
You can reply it's the Solstice honey
You should rely on Jehovah's son and
Give some gifts, girl, but you're far too smart
'Cause you know it's from Saturnalia
You could spend money but you won't
'Cause you're too darn grinchy, you are
Flyin' high out of your range
It's so easy
To hurt others with your fancy claims
Don't you know
That the Lord has come
And there's two times a year
When the world will hear
But you're killin' it all
Ohhhh
Yeah, it's Christmas
And they've gone too far 'cause you know it starts after Halloween
You can decry all their motives, honey
You can decide that the whole thing's dumb and
It's a business
And the world's too poor
'Cause they blow it on credit layaway
You can save money but it won't get you to God
You can spend Hanukkah alone in your new car
You can spend money but you won't 'cause you're too darn grinchy, you are
It's useless
You can deny that you're frozen, honey
You can deny but you know it's funny
You're a grinch, girl
You flinched, girl
Ah, merry Christmas, grinch girl
