I'm not complaining
Seems that you've been bugging me lately
But I still like you greatly
You're such a good friend
But remember when you called me an egg
So I put a skunk in your bed
Do you remember that moment vividly?
It was you and me, we were out at tea
We were eating spaghetti heartily
I reached into your plate
And just grabbed some Bolognese
And then dumped it on you, I was in a huff
We can be friends, still be friends
Though we don't always get along
Sometimes we sing a different song, yeah
Friends, still be friends
Even when we get so irate
We can still be great mates, yeah
Remember crying
Just because I borrowed your coat?
It was Angora goat skin
And don't go denying
When you ate the TV remote
So I couldn't change channels again
Do you recall? It cut me deep, I was still asleep
You quietly creeped into my room
And cut the bottom off my tie
Well, Mark, I do apologize
Did you realize how it really hurt
When you bleached my shirt?
We can be friends, still be friends
Though we don't always agree
It'll always be you and me
Friends, still be friends
Though you might get up my nose
We can still come out rosy
Sometimes it's hard to see
How much I love you and you love me
It just takes a little time
To make up when we fight
(When we fight, when we fight)
We can be friends, still be friends
Though you might boss me around
Well I won't bring you down, Steve
Friends, still be friends
Though you're ridiculously tall
I won't make fun of you at all
Friends, still be friends
Although I might give you some flack
Well I still got your back, yeah
Friends, still be friends
There is love in this band
Though we never hold hands, yeah