I've been signing your autographs
For longer than I'll admit
I've been shining the light to the little people
But hey, someone's gotta do it
Everybody needs a kind of hero
Who just knows what you do
Everybody needs a kind of hero
Who will always come through, yea-yeah
My name is Pantsman
Who can you call when you're stuck in jam?
My name is Pantsman
I may not help, but you know who I am, yeah
Someone's gotta endorse your new shoes
Someone's gotta open parks and zoos
Who gives you costume ideas for Halloween
And fills the pages of celebrity magazines?
Everybody needs a kind of hero
Who just knows what you do
Everybody needs a kind of hero
Who will always come through, yea-yeah
My name is Pantsman
Who can you call when you're stuck in jam?
My name is Pantsman
I may not help, but you know who I am, yeah
My name is Pantsman
Who can you call when you're stuck in jam?
My name is Pantsman
I may not help, but you know who I am
My name is Pantsman
Celebrity friend, won't you all be my fans?
My name is Pantsman
'Cause everyone needs a hero in the end
Oh, yeah, oh, ohh-beh
