Parody of "Everybody Hurts" performed by REM
and written by Bill Berry, Peter Buck, Mike Mills & Michael Stipe
(Romans 2:1-11, 3:10, 3:23)
Well, don't take this wrong -- and deny it
But at night you snore a lot
And your snoring's bad enough
But your wife's is like King Kong
Don't let yourself gloat
Forget your crummy pride
'Cause everybody burps -- sometimes
Some guys never think they're wrong
Now that's why I sing this song
Well, your neighbors might do wrong
(Hold on, hold on, hold on)
But you're still not better, though
If you think Romans 2:1
Isn't right - well, hang on
'Cause everybody burps
Take comfort in that fact
Everybody burps -- don't throw it back
Whoa-oh-oh-oh no
Don't go and brag
You're still not good enough
No, no, no - not at all
If you're on the ropes - in this life
Put faith in Christ alone
When you think you've done too much
To get right - well, hang on
'Cause everybody burps - but some find
Everyone needs Christ
Everybody's heard -- come find
But everybody burps - sometimes
A whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot
(No, no, no, no, no)
A whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot
(No, no, no, no, no)
(No, no, no, no, no - you oughta know)
Romans 2:1-11
You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at
whatever point you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because you who
pass judgment do the same things.
