Parody of "Smokin' in the Boys Room" performed by Brownsville Station
and written by Cub Koda & Michael Lutz
(Isaiah 40:8, Hebrews 4:12, 2 Timothy 3:16, Acts 4:19, 1 Peter 1:24-25)
How you doin' out there?
You ever seem to have one of those days
When it just seems like everybody's rippin' on your faith
From your teacher all the way down to your ex-girlfriend?
Well, you know, I used to have them just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you 'bout it
Sittin' in the classroom - my thinkin' hits a snag
There's some things they teach us that just ain't the facts
The school tells us things I know that aren't true
I'm gonna read the Book that they don't want me to
Openin' the Lord's Book
Soakin' in the Lord's Book
Now, teacher, don't ya kill me - for bustin' the rules
'Cause everybody knows that
Book it ain't allowed in school
The experts down the hall make the school board's choices clear:
Books on the occult, though there ain't no Bibles here
If I study things with Peter and Paul
To get caught with them would be the death of us all
Openin' the Lord's Book - Yeah-eh!
Soakin' in the Lord's Book
Now, teacher don't ya kill me - for bustin' the rules
'Cause everybody knows that
Book it ain't allowed in school
Alriiiiight!
LEAD
Well, the Book says His Word is a two-edged sword
Check out that there's an all-out war
Believers then took it -- to read underground
2000 years later - you know where I'll be found
Openin' the Lord's Book -- yes indeed, I'll be
Soakin' in the Lord's Book
Now, teacher don't ya kill me - for bustin' your rules
'Cause everybody knows that
Book it ain't allowed in school
One more!
Openin' the Lord's Book -- uh-oh!
Soakin' in the Lord's Book
Now, teacher -- Isaiah 40 -- verse 8 -- is the truth
But everybody knows that
Book it ain't allowed in school
Isaiah 40:8
"The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures
forever."
