Parody of "Destroyer" performed by The Kinks and written by Ray Davies
(Leviticus 19:31; 20:6, 27; Deuteronomy 18:9-14, 29:29; Isaiah 8:19-20;
1 Chronicles 10:13; Acts 16:16-18; Ephesians 6:12; 1 John 4:1; 1 Samuel 28:3-25)
Met a girl called Zelda with a book attacking my faith
Dealin' with familiar spirits -- scented candles everywhere
Stop! Oh, Lord, save this one's soul
Girl, I let the Spirit lead, but the spirit guiding you is not guiding me
And have you read what the Lord said?
Cause He prohibits necromancing the dead
And since He blew through – inside of me
He teaches stuff to Me – from the Truth -- something you never knew
Paranormal things destroy ya -- paranormal things destroy ya
Well, I tell her straight, and I quote, "Spirit guides are snares"
Zelda looked at me and said, "Dude, you look so scared"
And she said, "Man, there's really nothing wrong with it
"Some say they're gonna help instruct"
"You're wrong," I shout, "they can't help you out
"They'll tell you good things so you'll sin and sell yourself out"
Spirit voices they'll destroy ya – spirit voices they'll destroy ya
Spirit voices got so much bad info
So what you came for is not what you drive home
You'll grow involved with the paranormal
Till no one can cure ya – they'll destroy ya
And the ghosts like tricks – hear me, girl
Paranormal things destroy ya
Spirits pose as friends
Paranormal things destroy ya
LEAD
Stop this nonsense, Zelda, please, I'll help you understand
There's a ton of verses I could read on this stuff with God's commands
There's Isaiah 8 verse 19
And there's Leviticus 20 verse 6
You see, they're not ghosts, baby, it's just a façade
‘Cause there's an enemy, drawing you, snaring you – it's the truth
Spirit voices they'll destroy ya – paranormal things destroy ya
They'll destroy ya – check yourself
Deuteronomy 18, verse 9-12
And my advice can help instruct ya
You might refuse but they'll corrupt ya
(Yeah, and they won't like this, no, they won't)
Paranormal things destroy ya
(That's some clairvoyance)
Paranormal things destroy ya
(Hey, hey, hear me, girl)
Paranormal things destroy ya
(And they won't like this)
Paranormal things destroy ya
(Yeah, they don't like this!)
Isaiah 8:19-20
When they say to you, "Consult the mediums and the spiritists who whisper and
mutter," should not a people consult their God? Should they consult the dead
on behalf of the living? To the law and to the testimony! If they do not speak
according to this word, it is because they have no dawn.
