Parody of "No Excuses" performed by Alice in Chains
and written by Jerry Cantrell
(Psalm 14:1-3, 53:1-3; Romans 1:18-25; 1 Corinthians 3:18-20, 1 John 2:16)
It's all pride -- that sums up life
As godless, pagan, repurposed, pea-soup slime
They all know -- wanna fake it, though
So they're hidin' under lies that you've been told
Let me say something -- history also shows
That life can't synthesize itself
No exclusions that I know
Yes, folks say it happened that way
A chem-lab stew just sprang to life one day
I came to you asking for proof
You think that Stanley Miller found it's really true
Yes, he made something with the lab's controls
But acids isn't life itself
No exclusions that I know
LEAD
Give it time, Doc Frankenstein
Dream all day and go change the laws of science
Your life ends -- tryin' to defend
Those iffy claims Miller-Urey went and made
Let me say something -- history also shows
Designed things can't design themselves
No exclusions that I know
Romans 1:21
For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks
to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were
darkened.
