Parody of "People are Crazy" by Billy Currington
(John 3:18-21)
This old man and me
Were at the barber and we
We had him cut our hairs
And watched some NASCAR there
He talked of politics
With lots of rhetoric
I told him, I'm a Christian -- I have a wife and kids
I talked about God's grace
Then why's there Hell, he raged
And why on earth aren't all men saved?
And I said,
God has made it clear in His book, but people are lazy
He said, I'm not too sure
If there is any Lord
What makes you His disciple?
I said I've read the Bible
It taught me how the truth
Is never far from you,
What all we shouldn't do,
And how to be born anew
I squandered life till then
In blissful ignorance
So please don't think I'm silly, friend
When I say,
God has made it clear in His book, but people are lazy
NASCAR was due to end
I read the Bible with him
And then I stopped at Romans 10
And in God's funny way
I saw the whole plan change
From being a bit too hairy
I was a missionary
We read Ephesians 2
Saw lines he never knew
Said, Kid, you've read it well
But, me, I'm going to hell
But I got wise today
So if you think we can pray
Then I'd like to fix that right here - I need saved
'Cause I see
God has made it clear in His book but people are lazy
'Cause God has made it clear in His book that Jesus can save me
God has made it clear in His book but people are lazy
