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"Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime Parody of "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix" Lyrics [edit]
by ApologetiX | from the album Handheld Messiah
 

Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime
Parody of "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix
(John 15:18-20, 1 John 3:10-15, Psalm 2:1-12)

People hate and rip my faith
But they get
Paid vacations on Christmas day
They act real funny when I ask them why
They tell me
“Excuse me, pal, it’s Christmastime.”

People hate and told my town:
“Don’t go put Christmas stuff on public ground!”
Planned on having a Nativity
Whatever it is, that’s worse than a felony

Help me! Oh! Help me! Oh!
Oh no, no, no!

Spoken:
If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
Yeah!
People hate on Jesus Christ
Don’t know that He could save their lives
If I preached Buddha, then no one would mind
Guess I’m
Too narrow for such defensive times

Ooh – Help me! Oh! Yeah, people hate!

Spoken:
Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh:

John 15:18
“If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.”

+ Entry lasted edited by liveheart on 05.01.17

 


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