Schoolhouse (for Prophets)
Parody of "School's Out" by Alice Cooper
(1 Samuel 19:18-24; 2 Kings 2:3-18, 4:38-41, 6:1-7)
Hearing God's own voice
Calling girls and boys
Amid all that noise
Gives me boundless joy
Well, we told Elisha: "Can't find an ax!"
The ax head floated -- that's a fact
Schoolhouse for prophets
Schoolhouse for Heaven
School for those who seek Him
Know the Temple, know the Book
Know God's precepts -- learn and look - ahhh!
Well, the pot was black
And they got poison vegetables
And they dropped those into it
"We can't eat it," they thought, but we survived!
Schoolhouse for prophets
Schoolhouse for Heaven
A school for those who seek Him
Know the Temple, know the Book
Second Kings is where to look
Chapter 6 and
Chapter 4
E-li-sha comes
Back for more
Schoolhouse for Heaven
Schoolhouse for brothers
Schoolhouse for believers
Schoolhouse completed!
Yayyyyy!!!
