God has appointed me
To tell you what to do
Make a vow, a thousand dollars to me
And all your wishes will come true
That's all you got to do
Let's make a deal, let's make a deal
My name is Bob
And if the price is right
You could have success in life
Happiness is just a phone call away
So call me, call me, call me today!
Let's make a deal, let's make a deal
Call me, call me, call me
Call me, call me, call me
Send me your money child, Send me your money child
Send me your money child, Send me your money child
Brothers and sisters
The Lord gave it all for you
Shouldn't you do the same?
I want you to send me a love gift
Yes, a love gift
It's tax deductible, non-refundable
The lord knows who you are
You can't hide your assets
So open your hearts
And your wallets
And come to me
Praise the Lord!
So bow your heads
And say your prayers
I've got five more minutes
Before I'm off the air
Tune in to the Lord
He'll show you the way
Show your faith
By how much you pay
Let's make a deal, let's make a deal
Call me, call me, call me
Call me, call me, call me
