Intro
Reese Roper: Hi, this is Reese Roper from Five Iron Frenzy! I'd like to say thank you for buying another one of our stupid albums. This is a hidden track, and it contains various mistakes that we made over the eleven shows that we played for this live album. You may notice that we are not rock stars, because you will HEAR these mess-ups, and you will say to yourself, "My God...what have I done? What have I done?!?" Yes. You will. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 'Kay, here's Jeff.
Leanor "Jeff the Girl" Ortega: I don't know what kind of banter Reese has told you, but yeah, we mess up a lot, and sorry about the words for "When I Go Out" weren't right at all, and you might get to hear the clip where half of the band started with one song and half of the band started another song, and yeah, like he said, we're not rock stars. But I hope you enjoy these outtakes!
1.
Reese: This song is called To Hell...With...The...DEVILLLLLLLLLL!
*silence*
Reese: That was your cue, drummer!
2.
*Handbook for the Sellout starts to play, except for the horn section, which starts to play the intro to One Girl Army*
*everything stops*
Reese: What? What just happened?!? What happened?!? ...Okay, we practice a lot.
3.
*band starts to play, sort of*
Micah: I wasn't ready, I'm sorry.
Reese: Micah! You FAILED!
Micah: That's forever on tape...
Reese: It's on TAPE, dude! TAPE! Micah, you're wasting tape!
Micah: Hey, how do you like our new song?
*cheers*
4. Band misses some notes.
5.
*band playing Suckerpunch*
Reese:
Junior high schooler with pencils in my pockets
And my trapper keeper busted
Spilling papers and books on the floor
Not wanting seventh grade any more...
That was actually the SECOND verse.
6, 7. Band misses more notes.
8. Band finishes a song; guitarist begins to play Stairway to Heaven.
9. More note missing.
10.
Staff member: Hey, you guys, there's a ten-year-old kid named Michael Smith...is Michael Smith who's ten here? Michael who's ten, you need to go to the scaffolding underneath the spotlight right there.
*later*
Staff member: Sorry to interrupt the show...I'm looking for a Marisa Banta. Your mother's looking for you. Just go back to your tent, please. Marisa Banta.
Reese: You know, I'm sensing a theme here...If anyone has left your mom, and she's worried about you, go talk to her. 'Kay. That's good advice.
11.
Reese: Micah, how you doing over there, homeboy?
Micah: I'm doing good, homie!
Reese: Word, are you keeping it real?
Micah: Keepin' it real!
Reese: Micah, are you keeping it on the D L?
Micah: On the downlow!...What are you talking about, dude?
Reese: I don't know, I thought you liked that. *to crowd* We're starting a rap side project called White Chocolate.
12. Reese messes up the rhythm on Blue Comb '78.
13.
Reese: Hey, Dennis, don't you have something that maybe you want to ask me?
*silence*
You know, like maybe you could ask me something? Maybe you have...something?
Dennis Culp: This is kind of embarrassing, okay?
Keith Hoerig: *cuts in* What...is your...name?
Reese: Uh...
Keith: What is your quest?
Reese: No, that's - hang on, dude!
Keith: What is your favorite color?
Reese: Wait! I - Keith!
Leonor: What is your mission?
Reese: Dennis is trying to ask me a question!
Keith: DENNIS is asking the question?
Reese: Is YOUR name Dennis?
Dennis: The moment's gone...I -
Reese: Come on, Dennis!
Dennis: I was ready to open up, okay?
Keith: Did I wreck it?
Reese: Yes, Keith...you wrecked it.
Dennis: With your STUPID MOVIE REFERENCE.
Keith: Sorry.
Reese: It's not funny, okay?
14.
Leonor: Hey, how many of you were here last year when we played? Okay! Okay--
Reese: It wasn't last year, it was two years ago.
Leonor: Oh, two years ago. Okay. Listen, we're sellouts now, and you guys have to sit in seats, and we're not playing the punk rock stage, and I'd like to apologize to all the punk rockers out there, and we're sorry we're sellouts. We hope you still like us.
Reese: Speaking of sellouts, this song is called Dandelions.
15.
*Band playing "Superpowers"*
Reese:
Everyone in the band can't stand me
Just because I'm a HIP-HOPPER!
And kind of by accident
I'm also, uh...dumb. Sometimes we have a deadline for writing these words.
16.
*band playing Suckerpunch*
Band: Oh oh, oh oh!
Reese:
Social outcast
Completely meh heh heh with my mah hah hah and I'm forgetting the words like this, because I didn't learn them today.
17.
*Band playing "Superpowers"*
Reese:
Everyone in the band can't stand me
Just because I have nasty shorts
And kind of by accident
Uh, there was too much leg being shown
18. More note missing.
19. Complete band fail.
Reese: Ooh-ah! Yeah...*band misses notes completely, stops song*...no!
Outro:
Reese: I just have one more thing to say! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
