Jealousy, immodesty, tests in biology
Milk curds, F words,
Telling someone they're a nerd
Cocaine's insane
Getting high wrecks your brain
It's a dumb thing to do
Along with
Getting drunk, being dumped
Trying hard to fall in love
Skinny jeans, heresy
Too much popularity
Cheating, tweeting, overeating
Blame games, zits
It's all lame
I'm not holier than you,
I just can't stand these things we do
And to me it's all the same
It's just lame
Work, stress, PMS
Bending over in a dress
Dirty dancing, always glancing at the boys, wait
Smelly shoes, bad news, summer school
Not cool
But it's a good thing to do
I can't stand
Artichokes, egg yokes
Vegemite on burnt toast
Cellulite, bug bites
Guys who want to pick a fight
Speeding, bleeding, trick or treating
B.O., zits
It's all lame
I'm not holier than you,
I just can't stand these things we do
And to me it's all the same
It's just lame
But I'm not holier than you,
I just can't stand these things we do
And to me it's all the same
Road rage, bad grades
Shaving with a dull blade
Stubbing toes, yellow snow
Static on the radio
Rug burns, wrong turns
Studying for midterms
But it's a good thing to do
I can't stand
Itchy eyes, white lies
Being forced to say goodbye
Horse flies, fake cries
Stale fries, supersized
Dating, waiting, overstating
I hate zits
It's all lame
I'm not holier than you,
I just can't stand these things we do
And to me it's all the same
It's just lame
No I'm not holier than you,
I just can't stand these things we do
And to me it's all the same
Lame
