Fingerprints and plaster casts help me maybe understand it,
Put it all in plastic bag, take it back to my crime lab,
Put it under microscope, traced every step of your M.O.,
I've tapped the phone line of the pope, but still I haven't found the hope.
My dear Watson, get a clue,
What did you learn in elementary school?
My dear Watson, it's nothing new,
I love you, I love you.
Super-cool decoder ring doesn't seem to do the thing,
I magnify, but still can't see what's there behind the smoking screen,
Snuck up to the edge again; I got too close and fell right in,
Too deep to touch, and I can't swim - on my last breath you haul me in.
My dear Watson, get a clue,
What did you learn in elementary school?
My dear Watson, it's nothing new,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you.
My dear Watson, get a clue,
What did you learn in elementary school?
My dear Watson, it's nothing new,
I love you, I love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you.
