[Intro]
It goes, big screen
Big screen, little screen
It goes, big screen
Big screen, little screen
It goes, big screen
Big screen, little screen
It goes, big screen
Any screen’s permissible
Just bathe me in your light and blur my sight like it’s peripheral
[Verse 1]
You know your problem's something awful
When the lack of capital's no obstacle
To lasso up a giant screen from Costco
Maximize the real estate
Bask in the refresh rate
Surround sound that astounds
And rattles heart around my rib cage
You’re so delicious
How you exhume all my emotions
Tears, fears, anger, sadness, and you keep me up in stitches
Show finales rally families for total body tally
And ceremonial piling up of all our dirty dishes
It's vicious when the writers picket
Who am i kidding?
I have infinite amount of shows in line to do my bidding
Inching towards assisted living binging
What a time to be alive
Ain't going fishing if the lake don't offer wi-fi
My wife and I forget we have a spouse
Our time's reduced to adding views and surfing through our multiple accounts
Reach out and touch someone, but never leave the couch
Then off to bed where glowing sleepy heads the only thing aroused
[Chorus]
I bask in the pixels like it’s moonlight
Unlimited data and wi-fi to consume bytes
If we had to choose you or view a miracle
Let's keep it real, most of us would keep it digital
I bask in the pixels like it's moonlight
Unlimited data and wi-fi to consume bytes
If we had to choose you or view a miracle
I’m keeping it real, most of us would keep it digital
[Verse 2]
Masking like it's so serene
Addictive like it's cocaine
Beaming through your multi-screens
To feed us fiends for dopamine
I mean we're focusing on these trivial pursuits
Visit friends and friends of friends to quote unquote “see what is new”
Beneath the mindless fun lies a very ugly truth
You peruse the scoop for clues comparing how they fare to you
Undercover malcontent that kinda sorta found a vent
Fabricant that's capturing and manicuring life events
Let's curate the perfect post original and tailor made
Better still let’s anchor it to latest craze so people rave
(yay!)
Man, it truly is remarkable
The way the web has made virtual reality seem palpable
Let me relish
Please embellish my reality
Carry me to others’ lives so I can live vicariously
Where selfies, the succulent, and witty side of us exists
Social media perfect place for meeting people's publicists
[Chorus]
I bask in the pixels like it’s moonlight
Unlimited data and wi-fi to consume bytes
If we had to choose you or view a miracle
Let's keep it real, most of us would keep it digital
I bask in the pixels like it’s moonlight
Unlimited data and wi-fi to consume bytes
If we had to choose you or view a miracle
I’m keeping it real, most of us would keep it digital
[Verse 3]
Man, back up off me
Don’t disturb me when I’m surfing
I’m dazed and riding waves to sedate the day’s turbulence
Total self-indulgence and a back in the day’s mixtape
Allows for pleasant browsing unless tricked to clicking click bait
This intake is lipstick on a pig’s face
But mamma didn’t give birth to a quitter up on this earth
I embrace every random page engaged
Running circles till links are purple on Reddit and on Imgur
Tethered like it's life support
Let the torrents pour
Battery is low? Swap device or escort the power cord to port
If you want my full attention, wait time is unpleasant
I’m always in the now, but man I’m hardly ever present
So, measure me in yottabytes
Retweets, hearts, shares, subscribers, karma points, and a Facebook boatload of likes
Lord of the swipes
“Hey babe, take a look at this kid”
“Ay, Apollo, I was sleeping! Put that thing down already. Go to sleep!”
“Sorry”
[Chorus]
I bask in the pixels like it's moonlight
Unlimited data and wi-fi to consume bytes
If we had to choose you or view a miracle
Let's keep it real, most of us would keep it digital
I bask in the pixels like it's moonlight
Unlimited data and wi-fi to consume bytes
If we had to choose you or view a miracle
I’m keeping it real, most of us would keep it digital
[Outro]
It goes big screen, little screen, any screen’s permissible
Just hypnotize my life until my problems are invisible
It goes big screen, little screen, any screen’s permissible
Just bathe me in your light and blur my sight like it’s peripheral
It goes big screen, little screen, any screen’s permissible
Just hypnotize my life until my problems are invisible
It goes big screen, little screen, any screen’s permissible
Just bathe me in your light and blur my sight like it’s peripheral
