Animals I Have Begun
Parody of "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace
(Genesis 2:18-25)
I can't explain this well
So many kinds of life
But I still can't yet find
Somebody friendly who is like me
I can't console myself
So, Lord, if you concede a partner's right for me
Someone to help me name these animals I have begun
Help me, please -- don't want no chimpanzees
Someone to help me name these animals
I can't just date myself
So let me find a bride
But not the dangerous type
Somebody pretty who has nice hair
I can't just hold myself
So, Lord, if you concede a partner's right for me
Someone to help me name these animals I have begun
She'll be petite and someone real sweet
Someone to help me name these animals I have begun
We'll be a team 'cause she'll agree with me
Someone to help me name these animals
Someone to help me through this life here
I can't just clone myself
Somebody shapely on my side, yeah
To share this space I dwell
So, Lord, if you concede a partner's right for me
Someone to help me name these animals I have begun
I'll be complete -- and she can clean for me
Someone to help me name these animals I have begun
Beneath the trees, we'll grab a bite to eat
Someone to help me name these animals
These animals I have begun
Genesis 2:20
So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air and all the beasts of the field. But for Adam no suitable helper was found.
