Well, I was sitting I don't know where
Well, I was sitting in a sleigh one day in December
Thinking to myself man I should have been a singer
It's got something more than playing Santa at the mall
And all these crying kids are driving me up the wall
Well the day was almost done
But there was still a long line
And my legs were getting sore
From two or three at a time
You stepped up and my heart took a blow
And my mind started thanking ho ho ho
Sit on my knee
And tell me you want me for Christmas
Snuggle up and whisper in my ear
Baby I'm one gift I know I can deliver...
