Lazzie Lay [Parody of \"Maggie May\" by Rod Stewart]
Wake up, Lazarus, Jesus got somethin’ to say to you
Your funeral’s over, but you really should come back, it’s cool
I know you’re deep in the tomb, but I believe you’ll be leavin’ soon
And Jesus He stood and just cried when He saw
He said, “Roll away the stone,” ‘cause he didn’t wanna see ya gone
You know His power and that stuff really works
We’re mourning some ‘cause it’s been four days since we closed your grave
But that don’t worry Him none, He says Christ can do anything
But after somebody dies, can Jesus really make ‘em rise?
Oh, Lazarus shouldn’t have died, anyhow
He said, “Roll away the stone.” Just to save us from bein’ alone
We rolled the stone and now we’re waitin’ for you — come out!
Our Lord Jesus was your friend, so when, we called for Him
Well, we told Him ‘bout you, brother,
But somethin’ must have happened; He’s four days late
Tried to tell Him that you’re dead and then the Lord, He only shakes His head
Oh, Lazzie, I couldn’t have tried any more
He said, “Roll away the stone” ‘cause He didn’t wanna see ya gone
I don't know how, but I trust Him anyway
I supposed you’d resurrect some day, when all the others do
But Jesus says that you will be a livin’ when He calls for you
They finally got the rock-a-rolled back. They’re helpin’ you unwrap
Oh, Lazzie, I thought I’d never see your face
He made a faithless fool out of me, ‘cause you’re alive, as any fool can see
You look so good; I can’t believe you ever died
Your funeral’s over, but you really should come back, it’s cool
I know you’re deep in the tomb, but I believe you’ll be leavin’ soon
And Jesus He stood and just cried when He saw
He said, “Roll away the stone,” ‘cause he didn’t wanna see ya gone
You know His power and that stuff really works
We’re mourning some ‘cause it’s been four days since we closed your grave
But that don’t worry Him none, He says Christ can do anything
But after somebody dies, can Jesus really make ‘em rise?
Oh, Lazarus shouldn’t have died, anyhow
He said, “Roll away the stone.” Just to save us from bein’ alone
We rolled the stone and now we’re waitin’ for you — come out!
Our Lord Jesus was your friend, so when, we called for Him
Well, we told Him ‘bout you, brother,
But somethin’ must have happened; He’s four days late
Tried to tell Him that you’re dead and then the Lord, He only shakes His head
Oh, Lazzie, I couldn’t have tried any more
He said, “Roll away the stone” ‘cause He didn’t wanna see ya gone
I don't know how, but I trust Him anyway
I supposed you’d resurrect some day, when all the others do
But Jesus says that you will be a livin’ when He calls for you
They finally got the rock-a-rolled back. They’re helpin’ you unwrap
Oh, Lazzie, I thought I’d never see your face
He made a faithless fool out of me, ‘cause you’re alive, as any fool can see
You look so good; I can’t believe you ever died
More Lyrics From The Album
- 01. Bethlehemian Raphsody (1992) [Parody of \"Bohemian Rhapsody\" by Queen]
- 02. Isaac Man [Parody of \"Ice Cream Man\" by Van Halen]
- 03. Jacob\'s Name is Israel [Parody of \"Takin\' Care of Business\" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive]
- 04. Judgement Gets Passed [Parody of \"Jumpin\' Jack Flash\" by the Rolling Stones]
- 05. (Check Out) The Book [Parody of \"(She\'s Got) The Look\" by Roxette]
- 06. Yer Maker [Parody of \"D\'Yer Maker\" by Led Zepplin]
- 07. I Know a Riddle [Parody of \"I Know A Little\" by Lynyrd Skynyrd]
- 08. I\'ve Got Elijah Fightin\' Baal [Parody of \"I\'ve Got A Tiger By The Tail\" by Buck Owens]
- 09. Not Logs Lincoln [Parody of \"Hot Rod Lincoln\" by Commander Cody and The Lost Planet Airmen]
- 10. Read Ephesians [Parody of \"Sweet Emotion\" by Aerosmith]
- 11. Lazzie Lay [Parody of \"Maggie May\" by Rod Stewart]
- 12. Catch That Fever! [Parody of \"Cat Scratch Fever\" by Ted Nugent]
- 13. Triune Godhead [Parody of \"(I Can\'t Get No) Satisfaction\" by the Rolling Stones]
- 14. Ignorant Song [Parody of \"Immigrant Song\" by Led Zepplin]
- 15. EZekiel [Parody of \"Suzy Q\" by Creedence Clearwater Revival]
- 16. Virgin [Parody of \"Urgent\" by Foreigner]
- 17. The Sounds of Silas [Parody of \"Sounds of Silence\" by Simon and Garfunkel]
- 18. Bad Dude Risin\' [Parody of \"Bad Moon Risin\'\" by Creedence Clearwater Revival]
- 19. Life in the Last Days [Parody of \"Life in the Fast Lane\" by the Eagles]
- 20. Midnight Hour Pt. 2 [Parody of \"In The Midnight Hour\" by Wilson Pickett]