(Check Out) The Book [Parody of \"(She\'s Got) The Look\" by Roxette]
God has got a plan, and He always had it
He’s revealed it to man — very, very simple
If you wanna find out — check out the Book
Heaven is found in between the covers
Take a look around; is there any other
Book that’s like the Bible? Check out the Book
Check out the Book, Check out the Book
How can the world just say the Bible isn’t true
They never think to read the Book the whole way through
But we say, na na na na ... Check out the book!
Existentialist people’ve never read it, but there’s just one way,
So they reach a dead end
Should have got the map out — check out the Book
Make your arguments, but I recommend
Before you take your stance, make sure that you’ve read it
Study for the test, man — check out the Book
Try to understand: you can go to Heaven
It’s a sure-fire plan, guaranteed forever
What are you afraid of? Check out the Book
He’s revealed it to man — very, very simple
If you wanna find out — check out the Book
Heaven is found in between the covers
Take a look around; is there any other
Book that’s like the Bible? Check out the Book
Check out the Book, Check out the Book
How can the world just say the Bible isn’t true
They never think to read the Book the whole way through
But we say, na na na na ... Check out the book!
Existentialist people’ve never read it, but there’s just one way,
So they reach a dead end
Should have got the map out — check out the Book
Make your arguments, but I recommend
Before you take your stance, make sure that you’ve read it
Study for the test, man — check out the Book
Try to understand: you can go to Heaven
It’s a sure-fire plan, guaranteed forever
What are you afraid of? Check out the Book
More Lyrics From The Album
- 01. Bethlehemian Raphsody (1992) [Parody of \"Bohemian Rhapsody\" by Queen]
- 02. Isaac Man [Parody of \"Ice Cream Man\" by Van Halen]
- 03. Jacob\'s Name is Israel [Parody of \"Takin\' Care of Business\" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive]
- 04. Judgement Gets Passed [Parody of \"Jumpin\' Jack Flash\" by the Rolling Stones]
- 05. (Check Out) The Book [Parody of \"(She\'s Got) The Look\" by Roxette]
- 06. Yer Maker [Parody of \"D\'Yer Maker\" by Led Zepplin]
- 07. I Know a Riddle [Parody of \"I Know A Little\" by Lynyrd Skynyrd]
- 08. I\'ve Got Elijah Fightin\' Baal [Parody of \"I\'ve Got A Tiger By The Tail\" by Buck Owens]
- 09. Not Logs Lincoln [Parody of \"Hot Rod Lincoln\" by Commander Cody and The Lost Planet Airmen]
- 10. Read Ephesians [Parody of \"Sweet Emotion\" by Aerosmith]
- 11. Lazzie Lay [Parody of \"Maggie May\" by Rod Stewart]
- 12. Catch That Fever! [Parody of \"Cat Scratch Fever\" by Ted Nugent]
- 13. Triune Godhead [Parody of \"(I Can\'t Get No) Satisfaction\" by the Rolling Stones]
- 14. Ignorant Song [Parody of \"Immigrant Song\" by Led Zepplin]
- 15. EZekiel [Parody of \"Suzy Q\" by Creedence Clearwater Revival]
- 16. Virgin [Parody of \"Urgent\" by Foreigner]
- 17. The Sounds of Silas [Parody of \"Sounds of Silence\" by Simon and Garfunkel]
- 18. Bad Dude Risin\' [Parody of \"Bad Moon Risin\'\" by Creedence Clearwater Revival]
- 19. Life in the Last Days [Parody of \"Life in the Fast Lane\" by the Eagles]
- 20. Midnight Hour Pt. 2 [Parody of \"In The Midnight Hour\" by Wilson Pickett]
