Isaac Man [Parody of \"Ice Cream Man\" by Van Halen]
Dedicate one to the babies!
In Genesis 17, Abraham was gettin’ old
Ah now, Genesis 17, Abraham was gettin’ old
But he didn’t have a child quite the way God said that he would ... but he finally did
I’m the Isaac man; Poppa was 99 (repeat)
When the Lord told Abram that Sarah and he’d have a child
Well, the Lord said to Sarah, “Did you laugh? This baby’ll be your son, too!"
I'm the Isaac man; Poppa was 99 ...
Well, the Lord said Abram, “I’m gonna make Sarah a mom. She’ll have a son! (Repeat)
"and if you listen to Me, Abram, there’ll be a nation to come
Well, one day it happened; there I was! The promise of the Lord came true
I'm the Isaac man; Poppa was 99 ...
They say all God's babies are guaranteed to come in time
In Genesis 17, Abraham was gettin’ old
Ah now, Genesis 17, Abraham was gettin’ old
But he didn’t have a child quite the way God said that he would ... but he finally did
I’m the Isaac man; Poppa was 99 (repeat)
When the Lord told Abram that Sarah and he’d have a child
Well, the Lord said to Sarah, “Did you laugh? This baby’ll be your son, too!"
I'm the Isaac man; Poppa was 99 ...
Well, the Lord said Abram, “I’m gonna make Sarah a mom. She’ll have a son! (Repeat)
"and if you listen to Me, Abram, there’ll be a nation to come
Well, one day it happened; there I was! The promise of the Lord came true
I'm the Isaac man; Poppa was 99 ...
They say all God's babies are guaranteed to come in time
More Lyrics From The Album
- 01. Bethlehemian Raphsody (1992) [Parody of \"Bohemian Rhapsody\" by Queen]
- 02. Isaac Man [Parody of \"Ice Cream Man\" by Van Halen]
- 03. Jacob\'s Name is Israel [Parody of \"Takin\' Care of Business\" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive]
- 04. Judgement Gets Passed [Parody of \"Jumpin\' Jack Flash\" by the Rolling Stones]
- 05. (Check Out) The Book [Parody of \"(She\'s Got) The Look\" by Roxette]
- 06. Yer Maker [Parody of \"D\'Yer Maker\" by Led Zepplin]
- 07. I Know a Riddle [Parody of \"I Know A Little\" by Lynyrd Skynyrd]
- 08. I\'ve Got Elijah Fightin\' Baal [Parody of \"I\'ve Got A Tiger By The Tail\" by Buck Owens]
- 09. Not Logs Lincoln [Parody of \"Hot Rod Lincoln\" by Commander Cody and The Lost Planet Airmen]
- 10. Read Ephesians [Parody of \"Sweet Emotion\" by Aerosmith]
- 11. Lazzie Lay [Parody of \"Maggie May\" by Rod Stewart]
- 12. Catch That Fever! [Parody of \"Cat Scratch Fever\" by Ted Nugent]
- 13. Triune Godhead [Parody of \"(I Can\'t Get No) Satisfaction\" by the Rolling Stones]
- 14. Ignorant Song [Parody of \"Immigrant Song\" by Led Zepplin]
- 15. EZekiel [Parody of \"Suzy Q\" by Creedence Clearwater Revival]
- 16. Virgin [Parody of \"Urgent\" by Foreigner]
- 17. The Sounds of Silas [Parody of \"Sounds of Silence\" by Simon and Garfunkel]
- 18. Bad Dude Risin\' [Parody of \"Bad Moon Risin\'\" by Creedence Clearwater Revival]
- 19. Life in the Last Days [Parody of \"Life in the Fast Lane\" by the Eagles]
- 20. Midnight Hour Pt. 2 [Parody of \"In The Midnight Hour\" by Wilson Pickett]
