I Know a Riddle [Parody of \"I Know A Little\" by Lynyrd Skynyrd]
Well Samson, he went to go and find him a wife
He killed a lion when it threatened his life
He came back and he looked inside
A bunch of buzzin' honey bees had made it a hive
He said, "I know a riddle, I know a riddle 'bout this
I know a riddle — I’ve got a riddle for you. I’ve got a riddle for you
Baby, why don’t you take a guess?"
Well, he got married and he made a feast. He gave this riddle to the Philistines
He said, "Out of the eater came something to eat
Out of the strong came something sweet!"
Well, the Philistines, they didn’t understand
They said, let’s get his woman; she can tell us the answer
Ooh I think that was a stupid plan
‘Cause you don’t wanna go and make Samson mad
You see, I know a little — I know a little ‘bout him
I know a little — I know a little ‘bout him
I know a little ‘bout Samson -- baby, I can guess the rest
Oh, I know a little ‘bout Samson ... baby, he’ll bust your heads.
He killed a lion when it threatened his life
He came back and he looked inside
A bunch of buzzin' honey bees had made it a hive
He said, "I know a riddle, I know a riddle 'bout this
I know a riddle — I’ve got a riddle for you. I’ve got a riddle for you
Baby, why don’t you take a guess?"
Well, he got married and he made a feast. He gave this riddle to the Philistines
He said, "Out of the eater came something to eat
Out of the strong came something sweet!"
Well, the Philistines, they didn’t understand
They said, let’s get his woman; she can tell us the answer
Ooh I think that was a stupid plan
‘Cause you don’t wanna go and make Samson mad
You see, I know a little — I know a little ‘bout him
I know a little — I know a little ‘bout him
I know a little ‘bout Samson -- baby, I can guess the rest
Oh, I know a little ‘bout Samson ... baby, he’ll bust your heads.
More Lyrics From The Album
- 01. Bethlehemian Raphsody (1992) [Parody of \"Bohemian Rhapsody\" by Queen]
- 02. Isaac Man [Parody of \"Ice Cream Man\" by Van Halen]
- 03. Jacob\'s Name is Israel [Parody of \"Takin\' Care of Business\" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive]
- 04. Judgement Gets Passed [Parody of \"Jumpin\' Jack Flash\" by the Rolling Stones]
- 05. (Check Out) The Book [Parody of \"(She\'s Got) The Look\" by Roxette]
- 06. Yer Maker [Parody of \"D\'Yer Maker\" by Led Zepplin]
- 07. I Know a Riddle [Parody of \"I Know A Little\" by Lynyrd Skynyrd]
- 08. I\'ve Got Elijah Fightin\' Baal [Parody of \"I\'ve Got A Tiger By The Tail\" by Buck Owens]
- 09. Not Logs Lincoln [Parody of \"Hot Rod Lincoln\" by Commander Cody and The Lost Planet Airmen]
- 10. Read Ephesians [Parody of \"Sweet Emotion\" by Aerosmith]
- 11. Lazzie Lay [Parody of \"Maggie May\" by Rod Stewart]
- 12. Catch That Fever! [Parody of \"Cat Scratch Fever\" by Ted Nugent]
- 13. Triune Godhead [Parody of \"(I Can\'t Get No) Satisfaction\" by the Rolling Stones]
- 14. Ignorant Song [Parody of \"Immigrant Song\" by Led Zepplin]
- 15. EZekiel [Parody of \"Suzy Q\" by Creedence Clearwater Revival]
- 16. Virgin [Parody of \"Urgent\" by Foreigner]
- 17. The Sounds of Silas [Parody of \"Sounds of Silence\" by Simon and Garfunkel]
- 18. Bad Dude Risin\' [Parody of \"Bad Moon Risin\'\" by Creedence Clearwater Revival]
- 19. Life in the Last Days [Parody of \"Life in the Fast Lane\" by the Eagles]
- 20. Midnight Hour Pt. 2 [Parody of \"In The Midnight Hour\" by Wilson Pickett]
