Judgement Gets Passed [Parody of \"Jumpin\' Jack Flash\" by the Rolling Stones]
Well, you’re born and you just got one chance
Use it now, ‘cause you won’t be back again
Well, we all die once — but what’s after that?
Well, we all rise — the judgment gets passed and you can’t come back
Well, now Hebrews 9:27 says that there’s one time to die for every man
Wait around ‘til your time’s up and then you’re dead
Are you countin’ on bein’ reincarnated?
Are you found in the Lamb’s Book of Life, my friend?
Will you frown on the White Throne Judgment Day?
Use it now, ‘cause you won’t be back again
Well, we all die once — but what’s after that?
Well, we all rise — the judgment gets passed and you can’t come back
Well, now Hebrews 9:27 says that there’s one time to die for every man
Wait around ‘til your time’s up and then you’re dead
Are you countin’ on bein’ reincarnated?
Are you found in the Lamb’s Book of Life, my friend?
Will you frown on the White Throne Judgment Day?
More Lyrics From The Album
- 01. Bethlehemian Raphsody (1992) [Parody of \"Bohemian Rhapsody\" by Queen]
- 02. Isaac Man [Parody of \"Ice Cream Man\" by Van Halen]
- 03. Jacob\'s Name is Israel [Parody of \"Takin\' Care of Business\" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive]
- 04. Judgement Gets Passed [Parody of \"Jumpin\' Jack Flash\" by the Rolling Stones]
- 05. (Check Out) The Book [Parody of \"(She\'s Got) The Look\" by Roxette]
- 06. Yer Maker [Parody of \"D\'Yer Maker\" by Led Zepplin]
- 07. I Know a Riddle [Parody of \"I Know A Little\" by Lynyrd Skynyrd]
- 08. I\'ve Got Elijah Fightin\' Baal [Parody of \"I\'ve Got A Tiger By The Tail\" by Buck Owens]
- 09. Not Logs Lincoln [Parody of \"Hot Rod Lincoln\" by Commander Cody and The Lost Planet Airmen]
- 10. Read Ephesians [Parody of \"Sweet Emotion\" by Aerosmith]
- 11. Lazzie Lay [Parody of \"Maggie May\" by Rod Stewart]
- 12. Catch That Fever! [Parody of \"Cat Scratch Fever\" by Ted Nugent]
- 13. Triune Godhead [Parody of \"(I Can\'t Get No) Satisfaction\" by the Rolling Stones]
- 14. Ignorant Song [Parody of \"Immigrant Song\" by Led Zepplin]
- 15. EZekiel [Parody of \"Suzy Q\" by Creedence Clearwater Revival]
- 16. Virgin [Parody of \"Urgent\" by Foreigner]
- 17. The Sounds of Silas [Parody of \"Sounds of Silence\" by Simon and Garfunkel]
- 18. Bad Dude Risin\' [Parody of \"Bad Moon Risin\'\" by Creedence Clearwater Revival]
- 19. Life in the Last Days [Parody of \"Life in the Fast Lane\" by the Eagles]
- 20. Midnight Hour Pt. 2 [Parody of \"In The Midnight Hour\" by Wilson Pickett]
