Napoleon Dynamite
Chorus
I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite
I tried to grow a rat tail
And my jeans were kind of tight
I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite
I did the running man
And I dressed like Vanilla Ice
I used to just chill at the bus stop
Just doing whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh
I used to listen hip hop
Asked my friend, “Are you gonna eat all your tots?”
I used to ride my bike down a big hill
Fall off “sweet jumps” and be like “it kills”
And used to get dissed by the girls
Because, I didn’t have any good skills
Chorus
I was really good at tetherball
And ligers were pretty much my favorite animal
Brown suits are awesome, incredible
Quesadillas are really very edible
Vote for KJ, he’s elect-able
Tina, eat your ham, it’s not a vegetable
Rex Kwon Do is really very wonderful
And that’s why I keep telling y’all
Chorus 2
I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite
People said I couldn’t rap cuz my skin was white
I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite
But since I got Jesus now I know it’s gonna be alright
Chorus
Written by J. Sorrentino ©KJFiveTwoMusic (SESAC) / BEC Recordings Music (SESAC)
I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite
I tried to grow a rat tail
And my jeans were kind of tight
I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite
I did the running man
And I dressed like Vanilla Ice
I used to just chill at the bus stop
Just doing whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh
I used to listen hip hop
Asked my friend, “Are you gonna eat all your tots?”
I used to ride my bike down a big hill
Fall off “sweet jumps” and be like “it kills”
And used to get dissed by the girls
Because, I didn’t have any good skills
Chorus
I was really good at tetherball
And ligers were pretty much my favorite animal
Brown suits are awesome, incredible
Quesadillas are really very edible
Vote for KJ, he’s elect-able
Tina, eat your ham, it’s not a vegetable
Rex Kwon Do is really very wonderful
And that’s why I keep telling y’all
Chorus 2
I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite
People said I couldn’t rap cuz my skin was white
I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite
But since I got Jesus now I know it’s gonna be alright
Chorus
Written by J. Sorrentino ©KJFiveTwoMusic (SESAC) / BEC Recordings Music (SESAC)
More Lyrics From The Album
- 01. Fivetweezy (Disco Mania Remix)
- 02. Revenge Of The Nerds (Horns A Plenty Remix)
- 03. Dear Slim Pt.2 (True Story Remix)
- 04. 47 Emcees (Plus 18 More Remix)
- 05. I Can Call On You (Piano Love Remix)
- 06. Are You Real? (Oregon Trail Remix)
- 07. Jesus (Reggaeton Remix)
- 08. Plain White Rapper (Kalimba Remix)
- 09. Rock With It (Eat To The Beat Lunch Mix Remix)
- 10. Mullet Pride (Country Krunk Remix)
- 11. For The Ladies (Soulvibe Remix)
- 12. Things I Like (Timbojones Remix)
- 13. Washed Up (Dbl. Time Remix)
- 14. Run For Cover
- 15. Napoleon Dynamite
- 16. Hidden Track Message Pt. 1
- 17. Hidden Track Message Pt. 2
- 18. Things I Like (instrumental)
