Mephibosheth - The B**** is Back - Elton John

Parody of "The B**** is Back" performed by Elton John
and written by Elton John & Bernie Taupin
(2 Samuel 4:4, 9:1-13, 16:1-4, 19:24-30)

I was just fine till I was five
Raised with kings till Grandpa Saul died
Times can change whenever war gets bad
And the Philistines dispatched him when they deep-sixed Dad
Oh whoa ohh

Meet me in the Bible -- after Saul died
I live in Second Samuel chapter 9
I'm Mephibosheth if you don't know who
I'm the child of King David's best friend Jonathan too
Ooh woo ooh

I'm Mephib- I'm Mephib- I'm Mephibosheth
Someone told my nanny daddy was dead
Then she picked up me tripped up and then I went boom
Now I'm lame from my youth
Nothing I can do -- oh oh oh

I said I was lame -- that didn't change
Tell the girl who dropped me thanks
I don't mind, though, by God I'm blessed
Oh, it's cool because King David helped Mephibosheth
Oh whoa ooh

I'm Mephib- I'm Mephib- I'm Mephibosheth
Someone told my nanny daddy was dead
Then she picked up me tripped up and then I went boom
Now I'm lame from my youth
Nothing I can do -- oh oh oh

LEAD

I'm Mephib- I'm Mephib- I'm Mephibosheth
Someone told my nanny daddy was dead
Then she picked up me tripped up and then I went boom
Now I'm lame from my youth
Nothing I can do -- oh oh oh

Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!

2 Samuel 4:4
And Jonathan, Saul's son, had a son that was lame of his feet. He was five
years old when the tidings came of Saul and Jonathan out of Jezreel, and his
nurse took him up, and fled: and it came to pass, as she made haste to flee,
that he fell, and became lame. And his name was Mephibosheth.

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