Middle Aging Man
There\'s a man who
Now needs reading glasses
HeâEUR(TM)s losing hair
With every day that passes
And with every move he makes
Another muscle aches
Odds are heâEUR(TM)ll throw out
His back tomorrow
MIDDLE AGING MAN
MIDDLE AGING MAN
TheyâEUR(TM)ve taken away your sports car
And given you a mini-van
Now needs reading glasses
HeâEUR(TM)s losing hair
With every day that passes
And with every move he makes
Another muscle aches
Odds are heâEUR(TM)ll throw out
His back tomorrow
MIDDLE AGING MAN
MIDDLE AGING MAN
TheyâEUR(TM)ve taken away your sports car
And given you a mini-van
Track Listing
| 1 - James Bond Cool | ||
| 2 - Prosac Arena | ||
| 3 - Old MacSpringsteen | ||
| 4 - Issues | ||
| 5 - Leave it to Beaver Fever | ||
| Lyrics | 6 - Marriage Talk | |
| 7 - Halloween with Jesus | ||
| 8 - \'Twas the Night Before Easter | ||
| 9 - The Twelve Steps of Christmas | ||
| 10 - L.A. Christmas Song | ||
| 11 - You Better Watch Out | ||
| 12 - Rudolph the Nose Job Reindeer | ||
| 13 - Dashing to the Mall | ||
| 14 - Deck the Malls | ||
| 15 - End of the World | ||
| 16 - Life Insurance Game | ||
| 17 - Super Lotto Desperado | ||
| 18 - Welcome to the Middle Ages |
