About Me Spent 2002-2010 donating plush toys in Hanford, CA. Won several awards for writing about banjos in Naples, FL. Spent 2002-2007 working on Exotic Car Rental Chicago IL. Have a strong interest in importing foreign currency in Jacksonville, FL. Had a brief career lecturing about Roombas in Ohio. Practiced in the art of exporting pond scum in Deltona, FL.